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Current season

The current season is listed below. Click on 'more details' for further information.

Productions are performed at the Hayes Village Hall at 7.45pm over four nights from Wednesday to Saturday. To book please call our box office on 07905 210718 or email your booking request to boxoffice@hayesplayers.co.uk. All tickets are £8.

The Unexpected Guest

And Then There Were None

by Agatha Christie

4 – 7 October 2017, 7.45pm

Ten strangers are summoned to a remote island. All that the guests have in common is a wicked past they're unwilling to reveal and a secret that will seal their fate. For each has been marked for murder. As the weather turns and the group is cut off from the mainland, the bloodbath begins and one by one they are brutally murdered in accordance with the lines of a sinister nursery rhyme. 

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Bedroom Farce

by Alan Ayckbourn

6 – 9 December 2017, 7.45pm

Trevor and Susannah, whose marriage is on the rocks, inflict their miseries on their nearest and dearest: three couples whose relationships are tenuous at best.

Taking place sequentially in the three beleaguered couples’ bedrooms during one endless Saturday night of co-dependence and dysfunction, beds, tempers, and domestic order are ruffled, leading all the players to a hilariously touching epiphany.

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The Graduate

by Terry Johnson

21 – 24 February 2018, 7.45pm

Terry Johnson’s stage adaption of The Graduate, based on the novel and the iconic 1967 film, is a bitterly hilarious dark comedy. Benjamin Braddock, who is a confused young man and finds himself adrift following his graduation, is tempted into an affair with Mrs Robinson, the wife of his father's business partner. 

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The Cemetery Club

by Ivan Menchell

25 – 28 April 2018, 7.45pm

This hilarious comedy-drama concerns three friends, Doris, Lucille and Ida. All three have become widows within the past few years. Regularly visiting their husbands graves with a catch up and gossip sfterwards, hence 'The Cemetery Club'.

if you loved The Golden Girls, you’ll love this!

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